Now that I work for the Girl Scouts, I came to work today dressed as a Boy Scout. It got a good laugh. Speaking of laughs, I read this joke today and pee'd a little.
A cabbie picks up a Nun.She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.She asks him why he is staring.He replies: ' I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you. 'She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. '' Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. 'She responds, ' Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic. 'The cab driver is very excited and says, ' Yes, I'm single and Catholic! '' OK ' the nun says. ' Pull into the next alley. 'The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.' My dear child, ' says the nun, ' why are you crying? '' Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish. 'The nun says, ' That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party. '
Bah ha ha ha ha!
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Haha... thanks for sharing! I'm excited for our little BBQ hangout tonight. Should I bring candy to give to kids? Should I dress up?
Ah! Ok that was the funniest thing I have heard in a long time! I cant wait to tell my hubby!
PS, glad I found you!
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